John Thomson
Biography
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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.
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Acting History
2025
Fackham Hall as Bill
2025Secret Life of the Auction House as Self - Narrator (voice)
2025Art Detectives as William Titchfield
2025Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night as Self - Team Captain
2025The People Before as Knotweed Man
2024The 1970s: Those Were the Days as Self - Narrator
2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two as Self
2024The Gentlemen as Frank
2024Too Good to Be True as Geoff
2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy as Self
2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa as Self
2022Best Year Ever as Self - Actor
2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
2022Sister Boniface Mysteries as Leonard Monk
2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
2022Dodger as Farmer Grundles
2021The Weakest Link as Self
2021Last Train to Christmas as Vic
2021Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
2021Paul Sinha's TV Showdown as Self - Contestant
2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Himself, Various Characters
2020Dog Loves Books as Dog (voice)
2020McDonald & Dodds as Jimmy Daly
2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
2019Brassic as Colin Popov
20197 Up & Me as Self
2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
2019This Time with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
2018The People's Vet as Self - Narrator
2018Celebrity Catchphrase as Self
2018Shane the Chef
2017Richard Osman's House of Games as Self - Contestant
2017Dying Laughing as Self
2016Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
2016Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
2016Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
2016Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun as Self - Narrator
2016Billionaire Boy as Len
2015Fungus The Bogeyman
2014Northern Soul as Terry
2014Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self
2013The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
2013Help Point as Stephen
2013Through the Keyhole as Self
2013Through the Keyhole as Self - Panelist
2013Dementamania
2013Strange Hill High as Various (voice)
2013Catchphrase
2013Plebs as Mr. Adolphus
2013Pulp as Dave Burns
2013Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners as Self - Narrator
2013Father Brown as John Banks
2012Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012BBC Comedy Feeds as Steve
2012Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself
2011The Chase: Celebrity Special as Self
2011Death in Paradise as DCI Chris Ricketts
2011Celebrity Antiques Road Trip as Self - Participant
2011Sooty as The Boss
2011The Jonathan Ross Show as Self
2011The Lock Up as Narrator
2010The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
2010The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw
2009Heads or Tails as Self - Contestant
2009Big Top as Geoff
2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009Angela and Friends
2008Inkheart as Darius
2008Celebrity Juice as Self
2008All Star Mr & Mrs
2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong as Self
2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
2007Kingdom as Nigel Pearson
2007Mobile as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007Engineering the World Rally as Himself - Narrator
2007Skins as Sam Brooks
2006Ghosthunting With...
2006New Street Law as Charlie Darling
2006The Dealer as Bat
2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
20058 Out of 10 Cats as Self
2005Monkey Trousers
2004Blackpool
2004Fat Slags as Foreman
2003Celebrity Mastermind
2003Celebrity Mastermind as Self - Contestant
2003Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
2003The Terry and Gaby Show
2003Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2002Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway as Self
200224 Hour Party People as Charles
2002Johnny Vaughan Tonight as Self
2001Station Jim as Harold
2001Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
2001Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible as Sir Donald Tyburn
2001Murder in Mind as Alan Squires
2000Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
1999The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Self
1999It's Only TV But I Like It as Self
1998You Are Here as Peter Keggy
1998The Fast Show Live
1998Cold Feet as Pete Gifford
1998Up 'n' Under as Stan
1998Roger Roger as Barry
1997The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
1997The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
1997Midsomer Murders as Cooper Steinem
1996Pond Life
1996Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Panellist
1996Roger Roger as Barry
1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996Saturday Live as Cabbie
1996Silent Witness as DI Warren Bull
1995Coogan's Run
1995Crapston Villas
1995The World of Lee Evans as Customer
1995Dangerous Lady
1995Fist of Fun as Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan
1994Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
1994Ready, Steady, Cook as Self - Guest
1994The Fast Show as Various Characters
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
1994Pie in the Sky as Andrew Vernon
1994The Day Today as Treasurer
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various
1993Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
1993Shooting Stars as Self
1993Harry as Royo
1992The Dead Good Show as Various
1992The Weekenders as Policeman 1
1992Blue Heaven as Waiter 2
1992Men Behaving Badly as Ken
1991Murder Most Horrid as Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991Paul Merton: The Series
1991Soldier Soldier as Sgt Dunn
1988This Morning as Self
1964Top of the Pops as Self - Host
1952Flower Pot Men
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